Wednesday, July 13, 2016

The Reviews Are In!

One week ago my debut book - Pussy Planet and Other Endearing Tales - was released on Amazon, and the reviews are trickling in! Make no mistake, though, it's a healthy trickle--no prostate issues here. Sometimes it seems to come out of two holes at once, but I digress.

Anyway, if you haven't yet, check it out! Pussy Planet is available in both paperback and for Kindle. But don't take my word for it, take THESE random assholes' words for it--

"I loved reading this! I lost myself entirely in it. It's raw, brutally honest, hilarious, and absolutely relatable. I was very impressed with how seemingly effortless it was for the author to share her innermost thoughts and feelings, and with a sense of humor and wit that I find to be unparalleled. When I wasn't laughing, I was grieving with her. She definitely has a unique and captivating voice, and I really hope to read more from her in the future."

"I loved this book. Well written, honest and witty. Her sense of humor is irreverent and refreshing. The one serious essay "Losing Jack" shows the bond a girl has with her father, and perhaps explains much of her outlook which is on display in the other stories. As the father of a daughter, I related to this story especially."

"I don't usually go for non fiction but a friend recommended this and I absolutely loved it. In the tradition of David Sedaris and Chelsea Handler, Kimmy Dee's hilariously skewed (and deliciously vulgar) collection of essays will make you Lol."

"I had such fun reading this. Kimmy Dee is not only hysterically funny, she has one of the most unique comedic voices I've ever come across-- wry, self-effacing, and sarcastic.And she's fearless. The essays in this collection run the gamut of her life experiences, but she's not afraid to show the reader her real self, and her most embarrassing and personal moments.
What really blew me away, though, were the occasional moments of seriousness. "Losing Jack" is one of the most heart-breaking things I've ever read on the subject of loss, as Kimmy chronicles the experience of living through her dad's eventual losing battle with cancer. It's deeply profound and personal and moving.
But the majority of PUSSY PLANET is comedy culled from real life, unflinching, uncompromising, and compulsively readable. I highly recommend it."

So please, check out my all-new Pussy Planet, and leave your own review on Amazon and/or Goodreads if your hands aren't otherwise occupied. Lowly writers such as myself rely on word of mouth and reviews to get our filth out into the world, so if you like it, please say something! Thank you!


Kimmy Dee

Thursday, July 7, 2016

Welcome to Pussy Planet!!!

Hey, remember when I told you bitches that I wrote a book? Well hold on to your barf bags, because Pussy Planet and Other Endearing Tales is now available in both paperback and e-book formats on Amazon!

I'd like to thank everyone that has supported this dung heap of a blog over the last five years! This book is partially your fault, for giving me the confidence to crap out an entire volume of brain farts and pitched bitches. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

So, without further adoo-doo, here's the pertinent poop!

This is Kimmy Dee. This is Kimmy Dee's brain. You've been warned.

By turns hysterically filthy and heartbreakingly sincere, PUSSY PLANET chronicles snapshots of the life of an irreverent woman. From an unintentionally foul-mouthed offspring to failed attempts at masturbation to dealing with an anxiety disorder to the loss of a parent, PUSSY PLANET is an insightful and ridiculously funny collection of personal essays from a writer with a totally unique-- and screwed-up-- view of the world. 

This is Kimmy Dee's PUSSY PLANET, we're only along for the ride. 

Click here to purchase the e-book from Amazon; or

click here to order the paperback. It's basically a roll of toilet paper with my heart and soul printed all over it -- what a deal!

Pussy Planet and Other Endearing Tales is also available to read FOR FREE for Kindle Unlimited subscribers, and is offered in non-U.S. markets. If you're having trouble finding it, comment on this post and I'll see if I can help.

Thank you all for sticking with  me -- I hope you enjoy the ride.